Sally

Sally
[clapping is optional]

"When Sally was a baby, a baby, a baby, when Sally was a baby she went like this; wawa..."
[pretend to cry]
"When Sally was a toddler, a toddler, a toddler, when Sally was a toddler she when like this; wawa, suck my thumb..."
[pretend to cry and suck thumb]
"When Sally was a big kid, a big kid, a big kid, when Sally was a big kid she went like this; wawa, suck my thumb, gimme piece of bubble-gum.."
[pretend to cry, suck thumb, stick hand out for gum]
"When sally was a teenager ,a teenager, a teenager, when Sally was a teenager she went like this; wawa, suck my thumb, gimme piece of bubble gum, ooh ah left me bra in my boyfriends car..."
[pretend to cry, suck thumb, stick hand out for gum, cover chest]
"When Sally was a mum, a mum, a mum, when Sally was a mum she went like this; wawa, suck my thumb, gimme piece of bubble-gum, ooh ah left my bra in my boyfriends car, shush kids I'm on the phone..."
[pretend to cry, suck thumb, stick hand out for gum, cover chest, put hand to ear like a phone and flaps hands about to shush (imaginary) kids]
"When Sally was a grandma, a grandma, a grandma, when Sally was a grandma she went like this; wawa, suck my thumb, gimme piece of bubble-gum, ooh ah left my bra in my boyfriends car, shush kids I'm on the phone, oh my achy back..."

[pretend to cry, suck thumb, stick hand out for gum, cover chest, put hand to ear like a phone and flaps hands about to shush (imaginary) kids, hold back]

"When Sally was dead, was dead, was dead, when Sally was dead she went like this; wawa, suck my thumb, gimme piece of bubble-gum, ooh ah left me bra in my boyfriends car, shush kids I'm on the phone, oh my achy back. CRACK!.

[pretend to cry, suck thumb, stick hand out for gum, cover chest, put hand to ear like a phone and flaps hands about to shush (imaginary) kids, hold back (x2)]

There is another version which is very similar but I don't know all of it,

Ribena

Ribena
[clapping game]

"Ribena (clap,clap,clap), sassasina (clap,clap.clap), big boys (clap,clap,clap), crazy girls..."

then you do it quickly only clapping once.

"Ribena, Sassasina, big boys, crazy girls statue/freeze

The first one to move is the loser.

Tic-tac-toe

Tic-Tack-Toe

I'm not sure how to describe how you play this game so I'm just going to write the rhyme

"Tic-tac-toe gimme a high gimme a low,
Gimme a three-in-a-row.
Bunny/Bobby[?] got hit by a UFO (while playing paper, scissors, rock)"

You then play until someone wins and the winner turns to the loser and says "I win you lose, you get the big bruise!" and punches them [optional]

Apple Crumble

Apple Crumble
 [clapping game]

"Apple Crumble, makes me rumble,
makes my heart go two four six,
not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean,
not because I kissed a boy in a magazine,
hey boys you wanna fight?,
here comes (e.g) Holly with her knickers up tight,
she can walk she can talk she can do what she likes,
I bet she cant do it with her eyes shut tight!"

You then proceed to play the game with your eyes closed.

I met my boyfriend

I met my boyfriend

I'm not actually sure what this one is called we just called it that, [This one needs clapping]

"I met my boyfriend at the candyshop/store
he bought me ice-cream, he bought me cake,
he brought me home with a belly ache,
I said 'Mama mama, I feel sick! call the doctor quick quick quick!'
'Doctor Doctor when I die, count to ten and I'll be alive'
'a one, a two, a three-four-five, I'm alive!'
'I'm never going to see that boyfriend again!'

Sitting In a Tree

Sitting In a Tree?

I'm not actually sure what this one is called I just call it that. An example:

"Boris and Blessed sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

another example

"Boris and Blessed sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first come love, second come marriage, third is a baby in a baby's crib"

something like that... well I can tell you there are a lot more lets say naughtier versions of this song but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post them on here ;)

Under the apple tree

Under the apple tree

you don't have to clap for this one but you can if you want to, it simply goes:

"Under the apple tree, my boyfriend said to me,
kiss me, hug, me, tell me that you love me!"

Bungalow

Bungalow

You need to get in a circle for this one, While clapping your hands twice then slapping your knees twice you chant:

"Bungalow, bun-bungalow, bungalow, bun-bungalow" for e.g I'll use the name Stacey, the group will randomly chant out names and the one with the most people chanting it gets picked and then they say "Stacey, Stacey let me see your bungalow!" x2

Then Stacey has to get in the middle of the circle, she chants "My hands are high, my feet are low and this is how I bungalow" before doing any type of dance she wants, then the group go "Her hands are high, her feet are low and this is how she bungalows!" and attempt to copy her dance.

Orange Squash

Keep in mind these are all English rhymes, they might have changed over the years but this is how we played them in my primary school (London, SE)

Orange Squash

(children join hands and run around in a circle)
"Orange Juice Orange Squash, here we go again, last one to sit down has a boyfriend/girlfriend!"

If you were the last one to sit down you have to walk away from the group as they decide who's girlfriend/boyfriend you are. When they decide who they're going to choose you have to walk back into the circle as they circle around you saying for e.g:

"You love Samson you love Samson, stamp your feet if you hate him, hate him, hate him..." obviously if you don't want to be with this person stamp your feet (don't take it personally)

"Brush your teeth if you kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, brush your teeth if you kiss him all day long!..."
Again it's obvious what you do

"Go under the bridge if you marry him, marry him, marry him!"
At this point the circle stops spinning and the boys and girls raise there hands like bridges and you can go under them, sometimes the circle will rush in on you and put there arms [the bridges] over your head.

And that's how you play Orange Squash Childeric Primary School Style!